“Of course not,” he snaps back, then sighs and runs a hand through his hair. “It doesn’t make any sense for you to have done it, but it also makes no sense for it to have been Peter.” Except that Sirius’ story does fill in some of the confusing holes in the official story. But he has had two years to come up with an explanation...

Remus catches movement out of the corner of his eye and reflexively shoots a hurried ’stupefy!’ over Sirius’ shoulder at a rather small dinosaur that had been about to jump on him. “Shit,” he mutters, noticing for the first time that there seems to be rather a lot of the little things around suddenly. “I think we should probably leave. Quickly.”